Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Lake Keowee Beach

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Apr 14, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

A man was walking along a Lake Keowee beach and stumbled upon an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK. OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah, blah. This is the 4th time this month and I’m getting a little sick of...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Politics

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Apr 7, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Slabs, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

In light of recent political tensions, please refrain from wishing Putin falls into a vat of Greenville concrete. That would set a very dangerous president.  Ha!   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Memory Loss

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 31, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

Did you know people who put Greenville concrete in their butt get memory loss? I don’t remember where I read that though.  .  .   Ha!  Juvenile I know but one of my favorites!   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs,...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Two Well Dressed Upstate SC men

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 24, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Friday Funnies, Concrete Slabs, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

Two well dressed Upstate SC men…. Two well-dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he’s a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well-dressed men mentions...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Local Spartanburg Concrete Plant

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 17, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Friday Funnies, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

Did you hear the local Spartanburg concrete plant was flooded last week? They’re having a hard time moving inventory now.     Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently...

Widening a New Construction House Driveway for More Car Parking

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 12, 2023 | Concrete Driveways, Concrete Sidewalks, Duncan Concrete, Moore Concrete, Simpsonville Concrete

Concrete to Widen my Driveway on New Home If you’ve recently purchased a new construction home, you may be wondering how to make the most of your driveway. Widening your driveway can be a great way to add more parking space for your cars, as well as making it easier...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – A Cubic Foot of Concrete

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 10, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Friday Funnies, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

Which is heavier? A cubic foot of concrete or a cubic foot of feathers? A cubic foot of Spartanburg concrete is much heavier than a cubic foot of feathers. Concrete is a dense, heavy material, while feathers are much lighter and less dense. A cubic foot of concrete...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Simpsonville Concrete

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Mar 3, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Friday Funnies, Concrete Slabs, Greenville SC Concrete, Greenwood Concrete, Laurens Concrete, McCormack Concrete, Oconee Concrete, Pickens Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Union Concrete

What do you call the place where Simpsonville concrete is buried? A cemetery.   Carolina Concrete Designs  🙂 We dont do headstones by the way! We install concrete driveways, foundations, slabs, side walks, and retaining walls.  Currently serving concrete needs...

What Kind of Tires are Used on Cement Trucks?

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Feb 28, 2023 | Seneca Concrete, Simpsonville Concrete, Taylors Concrete, Travelers Rest Concrete, Uncategorized, Woodruff Concrete

Ever wonder what kind of tires are used on cement trucks and why?  Cement trucks typically use specialized tires that are designed to withstand the heavy loads and demanding operating conditions of the construction industry. These tires are typically constructed with...

Greenville Concrete Friday Funnies – Concrete Floor without Breaking it?

by Concrete Greenville SC Area | Feb 24, 2023 | Abbeville Concrete Funnies, Anderson Concrete, Cherokee Concrete, Concrete Slabs, McCormack Concrete, Spartanburg SC Concrete, Taylors Concrete

From how high can you drop an egg onto a Taylors concrete floor without breaking it? Higher than you would think, the structural integrity of a well laid Taylors concrete floor renders it virtually indestructible towards an incoming egg, even at terminal velocity....